Que pasa aqui

Dear friends,
Has been quite a long time that i did not post anything because i´m fxcking lazy. during these 784 months a lot happened.First of all, I fought with the responsible of mallorcan immigration office for not giving me the nationality TAIWANESE, instead i have CHINA as nationality on my god dxmn ID, which made me really mad, and i´m still mad. Secondly, somehow, the cold war between me and my mother-in-law launched. well, that is a long story and things are cooling down so, world peace. Thirdly, after you, you and you made me belive that you were coming to visit me on this deserted island, i spent the whole summer waitting, whining, finally, MR. Andres came, i love you Andres, esecially now u lost weight. For this, Andres, i forgive you for having crashed my master piece of sugar on our finaly exam in school, no matter it was an accident or out of jealousy. 4th, we moved out of pep´s parents´, and i got a shitty job in some pastry shop, starting in middle october and you can not image how tough this job is, nothing like sitting down in your little office dealing with numbers...seriously, or i have to become chef really quickly or i have to change career or i have to win lottery.

anyway, my computer is in coma and we have problems understanding each other, so chinese version is not available. but dont worry, i´m going back to taiwan in january. those who need CAMPER, ZARA, BELLOTA J5, etc, please email me. And you, cross the ocean, let me know if you´re interested in any of my jam. For the 3 sisters, the olive oil is ready, dont worry. Miss sophie, hope you´re not working 10hrs/day, 6days/wk like i do. dear fish, i bought the ticket to TOKYO already!!!!!To those who i did not mention, i miss you too.

ABOVE.